Only Fools & Arses is a hilarious hardcore spoof of the popular British comedy series, and has two hours of some luverly jubberly dirty action. The Nags Head has been refurbished into a cheesy pole dancing club and Tel Boy and his bird are trying to flog some knock off to Mike. He's having none of it and wants a demo before committing. Tel Boy's bit of stuff opens the suitcase of sex toys and gives him a quick, but very filthy, run through of what they are and what they do. Not good enough. He wants a proper presentation so the horny slapper happily obliges and gives an orgasmic solo performance, her north and south spewing forth obscenities. Meanwhile, Cassandra arrives and Mike's bird leads her to the loo to help clean her up, which she does - with her tongue. Cassandra returns the favour, sucking on her huge lips before producing a large strap-on, which the barmaid gladly impales herself on - her silicone jugs bouncing with vigour as filthy language pours from their wicked mouths. Roderick finally arrives just as Tel's bird fancies a dance, so she saunters over to the pole and quickly has her fingers deep in her snatch, readying herself for the onslaught of a jumbo dong and a pink vibe. It soon turns into a free-for-all as Tel gets his cock sucked by Cassandra, Roderick spreads Mike's bird on the bar and delves into her jack and danny, and Mike joins Tel's bird on the dance floor for a little horizontal tango. It's quality, it's triffic and it's cushty! Cast: Donna Ibbotson (Donna Marie), Lolly Badcock, McKenzie Lee, Others.
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