Thomas Zupko stripped of his pretensions is a pretty fucking good pornographer. Tthis guy knows how to direct some damn hot sex. Big Wet Asses 2 is filled with big (actually perfectly bubble-butted), wet (as in, shades of the late Bruce Seven, tons of glistening oil) female rumps, teasing the camera up close and personal, then getting impaled on huge stiffies. The result is five hard ass, well energized - sometimes manically so - eminently wankable scenes. There's a certain stripped down squalid rawness to Zupko's sex scenes that one is hard pressed to find anywhere else, and it's on full display throughout. Also on display throughout are big titties and wacky humour. Speaking of raincoats, all the male performers sport them, plus other rubber rain gear such as gloves and hats, to shield them from all that wetness, which, besides the oil, includes tons of drool and messy, copious facials. It adds a hot fetishy touch as the guys stick their rubber coated fingers in greased-up female butt hole. The five stud/slut pairings are all basically the same - that's not a criticism - that just means they all rock equally hard. They feature blonde Euro bolt-on babe Lisa Lee and her fellow Continental, Tristan; blistering brunette Shy Love and big Brett Rockman, the best endowed white man in the biz; the yelping Rosanna De La Vega and Brian Surewood; and fuck pig Melanie Jagger and Tony T. If there's one standout scene here, it's the closing Mason Storm/Surewood barnburner. Storm is a breathtaking Hispanic brunette with an obscenely statuesque bod topped off by a pair of giant silicone sacks. All this adds up to a super strokable success for Zupko and his crack team. Cast: Mason Storm, Melanie Jagger, Shy Love, Lisa Lee, Rosanna De La Vega, Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Tristan, Tony T.
|
