The Paparazzi - hated by British celebrities, loved by the tabloids. Follow Jack Snapper as he pokes his lens into unsuspecting crevices and exposes the sordid truth of the celebrity. Whether you're an A or Z lister, no one is safe from Jack and his probing equipment. Leaving no stone uncovered, the Snapper goes to any length in pursuit of pictures that tell the truth, the hole truth and nothing butt the truth! Jack Snapper, paparazzi extraordinaire, has received a tip off that a hooker is on her way round to examine the tackle of top footballer, James Cant, at his London home. With years of experience, it takes Jack no time at all to lock onto the prostitute and follow her to the footballer's house. Let's see if he manages to capture any private moments, which he can turn into a public celebrity scandal! It's an important night for the staff at London's super exclusive Club Relish. On top of the usual minted clientele, tonight the Club is expecting a visit from hip hop legend, 2-Poke Shakur. Security will have to be on high alert, not least to keep out the prying lenses of Jack Snapper. On any normal night, Steve, the club's security supervisor, would just sit watching the monitors, cock out, waiting for posh drunk girls to flash their tits and arse. But with the added security risk of entertaining such a high profile celebrity with a reputation for misbehaving, Steve for once will need to stay focused on the job, not the knob, in hand. Lets check in to see if Steve can stay vigilant, keeping abreast of the goings on, ready to get on top of any situation that may arise. Whilst Jack frantically snaps away at the rich and famous, on the other side of town his porn director friend, John the Baptease, is working on his next release. For most voyeurs, just the thought of directing a porn flick would have them azzing all over the inside of their Y fronts, but experience has taught John to keep his urges at bay, and concentrate on capturing all the action. Good intentions aren't always enough though, and when faced with the hottest couple in pornoland, John decides the time has cum to abuse his position of authority. Every paparazzi photographer needs a buyer for their smutty, celebrity skin pics and this usually comes via the ruthless tabloid newspaper editor. When Laura, a fresh-faced female photographer, tries to sell her pictures to the Sunday Sleaze, she soon realises just how many knobs she'll have to put up with if she isn't to blow her job. In order to make the sale Laura has to stoop lower than she ever has done before - down to her knees and flat on her back to be precise! As you have seen, there is a lot of money to be made in the photo game and there is no rest for the wicked. Jack Snapper is off to follow up on another lead. Apparently, top glamour girl Helena Hills is having a sexy private pool party with some friends to celebrate the launch of her new bikini range. Lets see if Jack has what it takes to expose his lens and get the priceless picture - Helena's Hills! Cast: Lucy, Rio Mariah, Susie Diamond, Renee Richards, Nicole Mason, Tamara Noon, Natalia, Others
|
