This uncut Euro version of Planet Max 9 gives how-to advice, with Max giving a helping hand to those cocksockets who need a throat-fucking in the right direction. His first stop is the Adult Entertainment Expo, showing a then-newbie Catalina the ropes of being a porn star. In a palatial suite that supposedly the Beatles stayed in, with a backdrop of the Vegas strip behind them, Max plays Polonius to Catalina's Laertes. But it's not advice to be neither a lender or a borrower be, but instead it's that pornstars "fuck hard" and has her repeat his pearls of porn - "All men should worship me; my body is my temple." Of course, Max being Max, Catalina's mantra-like chanting is an exercise in sarcasm. The cocksocket in training tosses his salad, gets fucked up the ass, and does it all with a smile on her face (though not much else while she fucks). Max then displays his poetic chops on the speedtrack, with the heroic couplet: "We're back at the track, and we're looking for some crack." He finds crack, of the ass, not the controlled substance, variety, in the way of Candy Cotton wants to be a flag girl. Max gives her some advice on how to excel at being a flag girl, including gagging blowjobs, poopchute packin' and a little bit of tickling. For his final scene, Max shows the fans in TV land how to fuck two women at once, with Kinky (Rebekah Jordan) and Catalina, Hardcore-style. The scene's long on the four-finger fucking, A2M and cum-swapping. Cast: Kinky (Rebekah Jordan), Catalina, Candy Cotton, Max Hardcore
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