Texas' Asshole Massacre is a super-cute comedy that parodies the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre giving it a porno twist. Here, Kami Andrews stars in her first feature as Texas, a crazy matriarch of a crazy family who, via infomercials, lures porn stars to her ranch so she can make them into chilli. It's rare that a movie with fucking this hard is this funny and director Ivan shows great skill in doing this. It's a fun commentary on the whole mainstreaming of porn phenomenon with the victims/porn starlets being told that they can just say no to extracurricular sex and become more than the anal whores that they are. It's also an Evolution dvd of course, so there's a damn lot of anal in here - and it's all damn good with the highlights being Kelly Wells anal bout with stuff Sascha and a hilarious threeway with five time best anal scene nominee Gia Paloma begging for cock in her ass and Andrews and Sascha not allowing it. This version of Texas' Asshole Massacre is the uncut European release. Cast: Kami Andrews, Isabel Ice, Kat, Gia Paloma, Kelly Wells, Dirty Harry, Sascha, Kris Slater, Alias
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