About to meet her maker, Private Sauce has been charged with double-dealing and deception in Weapons Of Mass Satisfaction. Captain Flash-Flies is in charge and Private's Moon and Flute are standing by ready albeit half cocked. Private Sauce demands a fag as her last request, but hey, it's not that kind of movie. Instead she settles for a last meal of truncheon meat. "Left, right, left right, mess tins at the ready plenty of sauce to go round. Quick munch!" What's the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Unbeknown to Dipstick, Plonker has different plans and is in fact leading Dipstick right into her pink love trench for some major commando manoeuvres. Pinned down by enemy fire, Lieutenant Lightweight is holding it firm in his foxhole when he's hit and cries out for a medic. Fortunately for him, Nurse Dish crawls in to aid his recovery. With the noise of battle all around, Dish brings Lightweight back to life with a bit of spit and polish. Lightweight returns the favour by digging deep into Nurse Dish by generously penetrating her behind her lines. Bailing out behind enemy lines is a tricky business, but for lucky rear gunner Bob Lancaster it's all in a days work. Not only does he find a handy haystack to hide in, but also a couple of young peasant girls randomly lunching on their cunt boxes. Having been exposed, the rear gunner introduces himself to the young lovelies and sets about realising a couple of bouncing bombs into their dams. Sergeant Shrapnel is instructing Private's Shower and Shapely to the new ordinance. Grenades, mortar shells and missiles all need to be recognised and tested from back to front! Shapely is a willing recruit and Shower readily provides support. Shrapnel barks the orders and handles her logistics! Cast: Alyssa Jenkins, Angel Long, Belle, Jessica Love, Karina Clarke, Sasha Paris, Taylor Morgan
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